SITUATIONS VACANT- APPLY IF INTERESTED ! !

The following positions are up for grabs in spite of the great economic recession. If interested, please do apply.

Location : Australia ( for 5- 7 months in a year), Rest of the World ( rest of the year).

Remmuneration : As per terms of contract. Bonus and bounties depending on individual and team performance.

Merits : Stardom in no time, early retirement, tours all over the globe, license to abuse without having the fear of getting punished.

Demerits : High chances of injury, one bad performance can cost your job.

Vacant Job positions offered

1.Opening batsman ( Should have seen a cricket bat atleast 3 times in life. Minimum Height : 6 ft 5 inches. .Weight : 150 kgs.).

2. Wicketkeeper ( Would be directly appointed as vice captain. Freshers are invited. We are looking at a long term perspective you see. Must know the art of how to ACT like a gentleman.)

3. All Rounder ( Should know how to tell lies and instigate the opponent team members. Preference will be given for those who are willing to change the hairstyle once an hour. Knowledge of fishing will be appreciated).

4. Leg Spin Bowler ( Should have previous experience with drugs, match fixing, scandals . Also he should have a supporting mother to take the blame while using drugs).

5. Pace Bowler ( Should know how to swear and sledge . Height – 6 ft 3 inches)

Also one vital position which we have not offered now is a middle order batsman who has to lead the troupe. He should have all the above mentioned good virtues of his team members . The position is currently occupied and would be open for application within next 3 months.

Age no bar.

No interviews / tests . Admission on First Come, First Serve Basis. ( Please apply fast as international rules require 11 team members or we would be disqualified ).

In case the positions are not filled in the next few days, we are planning to dig the graves across the country and request legends to come out in quest of the triple digit average ! ! !

All the best for a successful future!!!


PS : None of these positions are open to Indians or Srilankans !!!